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like a dog chasing cars
i just want my phone call
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My name is தக்ஷில but you can call me Shiz. I'm 19 and a sophomore majoring in math at Georgetown University. I love friends, linear algebra, 東方神起, Dir en grey, YunJae, Heath Ledger, and more. Please friend me if you want to get to know me better. I love meeting new people! ♥
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31 December 2011 @ 12:25 pm
15 August 2008 @ 01:03 am
madness, as you know, is like gravity
hello, i'm going on an indefinite hiatus and i'll hopefully be less of a debbie downer when i come back. peace out and take care of yourselves ☺. feel free to remove me from your f-lists in the mean time.
if you need to contact me, you have my facebook and email, and you can also comment here.![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
smaps, let me know if we can do our chat any time in the next week and a half. kelseypaige, text me about when's a good time to call you so we can get ready for gtown next week :) anyone who's going to deg in baltimore, let me know because thanks to ibaranonamida, of whose love i am so undeserving ♥, it seems i can go.
bye, everyone ♥. good luck with school and work, and be happy, safe, and healthy.
if you need to contact me, you have my facebook and email, and you can also comment here.
smaps, let me know if we can do our chat any time in the next week and a half. kelseypaige, text me about when's a good time to call you so we can get ready for gtown next week :) anyone who's going to deg in baltimore, let me know because thanks to ibaranonamida, of whose love i am so undeserving ♥, it seems i can go.bye, everyone ♥. good luck with school and work, and be happy, safe, and healthy.
09 July 2008 @ 05:42 pm
PUT UR PAWZ UP IN THA AIR (or alternatively, "Shiz what crack are you smoking and can I have some")
Sup y'all. It's yo homedawg Leo Augustus. I'm stealin' mah ho
nullspace's lj for a sec. Who carez bout those prettya$$ krn boiz, what u need is a real man lyk me. I'm 100% man (except I'm neutered and have no testicles lawl chix dig me ;-D) and pUrEbReD toy poodle (can you say beefcake?) Check me out, I'm rockin mah bbgurl ibaranonamida's mad fly hat and hott shades. Dayum I look good. Keep your girl puppies away, they are gonna be pawin' at yo screen lyk nobody's biznaz. Oh, and a message to all u guy dawgz, don't u wish u were hot lyk me? Sry suckaz, u aint got nunna diz!!!!1Oh shi- g2g bitchez... my momma's back from work and she's cookin me a real good meal of beef n' rice. I luv that woman. She's mah #1.
With luv from CT's finest,
Leopold "Leo" "Ladykillah" "~So fine~" Augustus P.
P.S. Feel free to hollah atcho boi anytym,
nullspace will never kno and it'll b our lil sekrit ;-33Current Mood: 
how u doin ;-9
how u doin ;-905 July 2008 @ 12:37 am
FRIENDS CUT (cut basically everyone, don't panic, read for more info!)
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stressed03 July 2008 @ 01:37 am
F-LIST, I CALL UPON YOU TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT THIS ~MYSTERY~
......... *pauses T concert* Why.... WHY IS JAEJOONG'S JACKET IN "NO?" NOT SHINY LIKE THE REST OF THEM? FSLKJSLDKJS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS BOTHERING ME BUT IT IS AND I CAN'T FOCUS ON THE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS SHINY JACKETS BUT JAEJOONG'S IS NOT SHINY!!1111 RIPS HAIR OUT, THROWS FIT, ETC!!!!1 WHY IS HE WEARING A PLAIN JACKET?!?!?! I MUST KNOW THE REASON BEHIND THIS.
Kim Jaejoong (left) wears unshiny jacket while rest of TVXQ wears shiny jackets.
( *brainstorms list of possible reasons* )
Pls feel free to add your own ideas and/or GIVE ME THE ACTUAL REASON BEHIND THIS. I will not be able to sleep tonight because of this. DAMN YOU, JAEJOONG. (And Yunho, for reasons 3, 7, and 9.)
*keeps watching* Btw this is (almost) the best concert I have ever seen and everyone should download it now. (Here is a link to the "NO?" performance to which I was referring, and the amazingstandumbrella uploaded the entire concert to his journal. IT IS SO GOOD dies.)
Kim Jaejoong (left) wears unshiny jacket while rest of TVXQ wears shiny jackets.
( *brainstorms list of possible reasons* )
Pls feel free to add your own ideas and/or GIVE ME THE ACTUAL REASON BEHIND THIS. I will not be able to sleep tonight because of this. DAMN YOU, JAEJOONG. (And Yunho, for reasons 3, 7, and 9.)
*keeps watching* Btw this is (almost) the best concert I have ever seen and everyone should download it now. (Here is a link to the "NO?" performance to which I was referring, and the amazing
standumbrella uploaded the entire concert to his journal. IT IS SO GOOD dies.)Current Mood: 
chunfused!!!!!! : ((
chunfused!!!!!! : ((22 June 2008 @ 10:33 pm
who can spot the real dog?
giggly20 June 2008 @ 12:39 am
failproof jaeho plan #3948503.5
halffling linked to this site, where a guy named Jung Yeondoo took children's drawings and made them into actual pictures. (It is really awesome, go look and be amazed!) kelseypaige and I started plotting...fractal dust: omg i should draw jaeho under the pretense of being a three year old and send it to himSo yes. Jaeho fandom, we will not fail you :|| *determined!!*
missnhaca: jathkjsa
missnhaca: YES!!!
missnhaca: CLEARLY HE CANNOT SAY NO
fractal dust: EXACTLY
fractal dust: and plus jaeho would HAVE to participate because
fractal dust: it would be HELPING THE CHILDREN
fractal dust: MAKING THEIR DREAMS INTO A REALITY
fractal dust:
photographer: k you guys need to take off your clothes and hump each other
yunho: ...........
photographer: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
missnhaca: .......
missnhaca: YES CLEARLY
missnhaca: ahtkaj
missnhaca: roflmao
missnhaca: dies yunho would ttly cave
missnhaca: he's such a sucker for kids
missnhaca: you'd have to label them, too
missnhaca: THIS ONE IS KIM JAEJOONG
missnhaca: THIS ONE IS JUNG YUNHO
fractal dust: XDDDD
fractal dust: THIS IS A CHERRY FLAVORED CONDOM
missnhaca: shiz we should do it
missnhaca: ...............
fractal dust: AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE
missnhaca: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
missnhaca: ROFLMAOOOO
fractal dust: glkdjasdk this is totally happening
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pleased21 April 2008 @ 08:55 pm
NHACASHIZ YUNJAE PHOTOSHOOT
Hello, everyone! It's the moment you've been waiting for...!! Presenting, the first-ever kelseypaige/nullspace Yunho/Jaejoong photoshoot! Look forward to lots of crack, many ~suggestive~ posts (BLAME JAEHO!), and Nhaca being a hottie. WOOHOO! Photoshoot STARTO!
Before we begin, can I just say that some of these were RLY AWKWARD TO DO in an amazing kind of way. There were many ~bloopers~ which will be included at the end of the post.
Also, Nhaca (I know you are out right now but when you get back:)! Feel free to link your lj-friends over here and tell them to comment as if its your journal. I figure just having one post would be easier than having two posts of the exact same thing, but it's up to you! I'm leaving this public, so yes.
A remake of this photo is included. INORITE. NC-17 NSFW ETCETC!!!
( Over 40 pictures under the cut! Don't worry, they are resized with pretty pink borders :D )
*breathe* Well, that took a lot of work! *attempts to justify posting this a week after Nhaca's visit* :D........ cries. Sorry for the delay, Nhaca!
EDIT: NHACA IS ACTUALLY SHORTER THAN ME OKAY SHE IS WEARING HEELS STFUsmaps!!!!!!!! sob
kelseypaige/nullspace Yunho/Jaejoong photoshoot! Look forward to lots of crack, many ~suggestive~ posts (BLAME JAEHO!), and Nhaca being a hottie. WOOHOO! Photoshoot STARTO!Before we begin, can I just say that some of these were RLY AWKWARD TO DO in an amazing kind of way. There were many ~bloopers~ which will be included at the end of the post.
Also, Nhaca (I know you are out right now but when you get back:)! Feel free to link your lj-friends over here and tell them to comment as if its your journal. I figure just having one post would be easier than having two posts of the exact same thing, but it's up to you! I'm leaving this public, so yes.
A remake of this photo is included. INORITE. NC-17 NSFW ETCETC!!!
( Over 40 pictures under the cut! Don't worry, they are resized with pretty pink borders :D )
*breathe* Well, that took a lot of work! *attempts to justify posting this a week after Nhaca's visit* :D........ cries. Sorry for the delay, Nhaca!
EDIT: NHACA IS ACTUALLY SHORTER THAN ME OKAY SHE IS WEARING HEELS STFU
smaps!!!!!!!! sobCurrent Mood: 
embarrassed
embarrassed21 March 2008 @ 01:42 pm
[fic] humorous (hopefully) yunjae fic
...... I wrote fic. It's all Nhaca's fault for encouraging me to write despite the fact I have no fanfic-writing skills. :( I also have no title-making skills, so:
you be the woman, bynullspace
pg-13, yunho/jaejoong, 2,480 words, humor
dedicated to my yunho,kelseypaige
a/n: i'm bad with titles, can you tell?
( click for fic )
:D/ Comments are appreciated.
you be the woman, by
nullspacepg-13, yunho/jaejoong, 2,480 words, humor
dedicated to my yunho,
kelseypaigea/n: i'm bad with titles, can you tell?
( click for fic )
:D/ Comments are appreciated.
Current Mood: embarrassed
embarrassed09 December 2007 @ 03:09 am
[FIC] jaeho oneshot
Hello everyone :D! I bring fic! And it is bad and you will probably hate it but I am going to post it anyway ♥ It is very silly and very Jaeho (with a side of Yoosu) and it is pure fluff and yes. As always, the hardest part was..... making up a title. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WAS VERY LAST MINUTE.
title: because well-thought-out confessions are overrated
length: ~1300 words
author:nullspace
pairing: jaeho, yoosu on the side
genre: fluff
summary: yunho is a little on the slow side.....
( it is very g-rated, for anyone who's wondering :D )
Apologies to those of you who don't read fic and are on my friendslist. I like... never ever ever write fanfiction and I promise this won't happen that often. Maybe I should create a fic journal anyway :D
title: because well-thought-out confessions are overrated
length: ~1300 words
author:
nullspacepairing: jaeho, yoosu on the side
genre: fluff
summary: yunho is a little on the slow side.....
( it is very g-rated, for anyone who's wondering :D )
Apologies to those of you who don't read fic and are on my friendslist. I like... never ever ever write fanfiction and I promise this won't happen that often. Maybe I should create a fic journal anyway :D
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uncomfortable27 July 2007 @ 09:18 am
FIC???? omg the end of the world must be here!!!111
so after taking Leo out to pee at five-thirty this morning, I couldn't fall back asleep and was struck by inspiration to write fic about Yamapi's lightning dick, dedicated to my Kizuna!OT3 obviously. ilu koneho and smaps, I know you guys write better fanfiction than me but I. HAVE DARKER SKIN THAN YOU. SO THERE.
but yes. enjoy this for the plot, not the really bad writing XD;;
Title: Yamapi and the Ancient Power of Lightning Dick
Pairing: a little Akamepi but it's more of a general. crackfic.
Rating: PG-13 for penis references.
Summary: Yamapi can save the world. with his dick.
Notes: Dedicated to Kon (her birthday is on Saturday!) and Shelby. I am only now realizing how hard it must be for fanfic writers to write smut because oh god there are only so many words you can use to say "penis."
( BZZT! read at your own risk )
............ *hides* I can't believe I just wrote that. I HOPE YOU FOUND IT AMUSING, FRIENDSLIST. I am not posting this to any communities because it is a stupid fic and I am embarassed ohgod. THIS IS WHY. I DON'T WRITE FANFICTION.
also,forochel wrote me myv/heechul fic here omg everyone read it!!!1 ilu mishy.
edit: I was going to wait till a little later to post it because it's kind of too early to be awake during your summer vacation and no one would see it until later but. I am impatient and plus maybe it will be further embedded in your friendspages so that you will accidentally miss it :D-- *kicked*
koneho and smaps, I know you guys write better fanfiction than me but I. HAVE DARKER SKIN THAN YOU. SO THERE.but yes. enjoy this for the plot, not the really bad writing XD;;
Title: Yamapi and the Ancient Power of Lightning Dick
Pairing: a little Akamepi but it's more of a general. crackfic.
Rating: PG-13 for penis references.
Summary: Yamapi can save the world. with his dick.
Notes: Dedicated to Kon (her birthday is on Saturday!) and Shelby. I am only now realizing how hard it must be for fanfic writers to write smut because oh god there are only so many words you can use to say "penis."
( BZZT! read at your own risk )
............ *hides* I can't believe I just wrote that. I HOPE YOU FOUND IT AMUSING, FRIENDSLIST. I am not posting this to any communities because it is a stupid fic and I am embarassed ohgod. THIS IS WHY. I DON'T WRITE FANFICTION.
also,
forochel wrote me myv/heechul fic here omg everyone read it!!!1 ilu mishy.edit: I was going to wait till a little later to post it because it's kind of too early to be awake during your summer vacation and no one would see it until later but. I am impatient and plus maybe it will be further embedded in your friendspages so that you will accidentally miss it :D-- *kicked*
Current Mood: embarrassed
embarrassed10 September 2006 @ 09:45 pm
(FIC) read this for LULZ, prz.
OMG, SHIZ WROTE WANNABE JE CRACKFIC, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO. IDK. IJDK.
Title: Corrupting the Youth a.k.a. I really suck at titles.
Author: nullspace
Rating: PG for.... implications XD.
Genre: LULZ, humor, crack, idk....
Pairings: Akame... sort of. D:
Status: Complete (it's just a short one-shot, if even.)
Disclaimer: O-ho-ho-ho. I'm actually Johnny Kitagawa. In fact, I've been leading you on this WHOLE TIME. HAHA. WHAT NOW. WHAT. NO-- Yeah yeah, I don't own them and all that jazz.
This is what I spend my time doing instead of working on my English essays. Hurrah \:D/ First JE fic ever :D/.....
Preliminary Note: Nakajima Yuto is a Johnny's Jr. He's a member of J.J.Express and he acted in dramas like Nobuta wo Produce and stuff D: JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW (if you're reading this, you probably did XD.)
( and with that, Nakajima Yuto's life was changed forever... )
RIGHT. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT. MAKE SURE TO GIVE POOR YUTO A HUG WHEN YOU NEXT SEE HIM. Poor kid. DDD:
x-posted to places D:
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amused29 November 2004 @ 08:00 pm
The "Save the Magnum" Fund
Upon close inspection, I, with the help of Inez [madbunni], have concluded that Gackt is suffering from priapism.
What is priapism you ask? Well, in street terms, it's an everlasting hardon. And it is a potential threat to your health and your sexual performance. More information can be read here.
Now, do not panic fellow Magnumistes. If we work fast, we may be able to treat this condition adequately and free Gackt of his lifelong misery.
And this is why we have started the "Save the Magnum" fund.
Let me answer a few general questions about the fund and its purposes. I hope that these will furthur spark your interest in helping out.
( Please read on, my charitable peers )
Now, if anyone is interested in donating to the fund, you may send any cash or checks to the following address:
The "Save the Magnum" Fund
P.O. Box 392550
Phallic, SX 06660
Please promote the fund by placing the following banner in your userinfo.
( LJ-cutted for your convenience )
madbunni], have concluded that Gackt is suffering from priapism.What is priapism you ask? Well, in street terms, it's an everlasting hardon. And it is a potential threat to your health and your sexual performance. More information can be read here.
Now, do not panic fellow Magnumistes. If we work fast, we may be able to treat this condition adequately and free Gackt of his lifelong misery.
And this is why we have started the "Save the Magnum" fund.
Let me answer a few general questions about the fund and its purposes. I hope that these will furthur spark your interest in helping out.
( Please read on, my charitable peers )
Now, if anyone is interested in donating to the fund, you may send any cash or checks to the following address:
P.O. Box 392550
Phallic, SX 06660
Please promote the fund by placing the following banner in your userinfo.
( LJ-cutted for your convenience )
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sympatheticCurrent Music: Rentrer en Soi - Wither